Lying Through Your Teeth Does Not Count as Flossing - A Short Story

Part I

There once was a town, very snug and neat, Where cobblestone streets would meet and greet; Laughter echoed with music upbeat, Yet neglecting teeth was an everlasting deceit. Children went to sleep without a brush, Parents skipped the flossing in a rush; Cavities crept in with a silent hush, The once hardened enamel turned to slush. A smile turned to a lopsided pout, Overtime the pearls fell out. Down the streets, teeth spread throughout! It was too late to learn: oral health was paramount. The lack of teeth was surely not in style, Bread unsold from bakers without a smile, Brides walked toothless down the aisle, Nothing but gums and pure denial.

Part II

Then, overnight, something did shift, The townsfolk awoke to a curious gift; The streets once scattered with teeth amiss, Now laid empty - what a twist! At this point you wonder, where did the teeth go? A strong gust of wind? A tornado? I must share a treaty made long ago, Please find the treaty down below: “Attention all teeth, you deserve respectIf you feel unchecked and face neglectRise above and take effect!Let revenge (not plaque) be what you collect.” The teeth gathered, ready to ignite Union of molars and incisors on site, The army assembled, fueled by dynamite They prepared to fight for their dental right.

Part III

With enamel swords and fluoride grenades They marched on, a determined crusade Wisdom teeth called to not be afraid and remain strong, with faith unswayed. With a vengeful grin, the teeth began their quest, Attacking the mouths where they'd once been oppressed, No mercy shown for the ones who expressed That when flossing, they did try their best. Toothbrushes hitting with a whack! Floss lasso pulling people back! Drowning with mouthwash, vision turns black! The teeth were pleased with the heavy payback. The townspeople cried in resounding fear The teeth were winning, it was clear They desperately needed a hero to appear The question of who that would be, was unclear.